Wait I realized this Twitter rate limiting thing happened literally the same day as the Reddit 3rd party app shut downs. Wonder how many of those users have come here today to this Luigi Wins By Doing Nothing Ass website
Out of all the times i’ve seen this I never paid this any attention until now. WHERE IN THE WORLD DID THE THE GUY WITH TWO DIFFERENT SOCKS ON GO?? HE JUMPED IN THE AIR AND DISSAPEARED????????
The guy in the black socks knees bend right as the guy with two different socks jumps and disappears… I think he picked him up and ran out of the room 😭
When I first watched ATSV I thought Miguel’s backstory was “my family (which had died in my universe) was alive in this other universe, and the me from that universe just died, so I took his place to be with my family again (who then, of course, all died in the glitch-fest)”
And like, damn imagine going from your “I couldn’t save them” guilt in your universe to “I got them killed” guilt in the other universe. That would understandably mess someone up.
BUT, when I watched it a second time, it sounded like Miguel’s actual backstory was more like “no I never had a family in my own universe or anything, but I found a universe where parallel!me DID have a family and he just died so I just went ‘guess I’m Dad now’.”
Which is like. Still very tragic but so much funnier. Miguel showed up one day and went “oh I died that sucks. hey that kid is my daughter now.” without so much as a second thought. Scooped her up on sight. Reverse cuckoo-nested that kid. Home-unwrecked that family. Miguel O'Hara said “hey is anyone else gonna adopt my daughter?” and did not wait for an answer. FUNNIER if he just went “this is my wife now, too.”
If he weren’t so busy angsting and butt-modeling would he just haphazardly adopt all the under-18 Spidermen? Miguel “You don’t have to go save your dad Miles I am your dad” O'Hara. Miguel “You said I could hold Mayday you never said I had to give her back” O'Hara. Miguel “I’m not mad I’m just disappointed in you Hobie” O'Hara.
Motherfucker’s so afraid of sneezing and erasing a canon event otherwise he’d be fluffed up over a brood of spider-teens in his lair like the Batman-knockoff he was always meant to be.
I really feel tremendous grief for friendships that kind of petered away in the face of life’s currents. There are people with whom I formed deep, unique, vibrant, life-changing connections, and then we had to go our separate ways and it was too hard to maintain long-distance. There wasn’t a fight, it just sort of faded. And I feel like I have more friendships like this than friendships that have endured, so maybe I just have to get used to it. But if grief is all the love we have left over - well, I never did get to finish loving them. I love them, and I miss them, and I probably always will.
old fan of beep boop: the series: that reminds me of beep and boop lol
person who never watched beep boop: the series but is aware of it: that reminds me of beep and boop lol
person who watched beep boop: the series last week and got obsessed with it: umm haha that reminds me of uhhh u know… nooo haha I’m mentioning it way too much but ummmmm beep and boop you know like from the beep boop tv show sorry lol it was just on my mind 😅😖
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person who watched beep boop: the series last week and got obsessed with it: that reminds me of beep and boop lol (trembling like a chihuahua)
